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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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