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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Posted onMar 27, 2026

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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