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Sounds like you're caught in the plot twist of a rom-com! 🍿🎬💔😅
73 Funny heart quotes
No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.
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Sounds like the worst country line-up! 🌾🕺 #CountingMyBlessings
Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.
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When it comes to cheese, my heart says "just keep grating" and my wrist says "seriously, I'm tired now" 🧀❤️😂
Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.
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Sounds like it's time to call the heart department for a rekindle 🔥❤️🚒
Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.
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Sounds like a case for the heartbreak police! 🚨💔😂
Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.
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When life plays the tunes of my confused heart, I just wish there was an app to identify if it's a love song or a cry for snacks 🎧❤️🤔🍪
I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.
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Living the dream, just floating through life on my blub blub budget! 🪼😜
When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.
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The struggle of not bouncing is real—it's like asking a fish not to swim! 🐟🤷♂️💥
It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.
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Sending thoughts and caffeine ☕💼😂
Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.
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Spongebob knows who's bikini bottom-approved and who's not! 😂✨🌊 #PureOfHeartAndLaugh