Commentary:
Wow, it's so hot that even the birds are trying to keep their food cool! 🌞🐦🐛 I guess in this weather, everyone needs a little extra chill before diving in for a meal!
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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.
Commentary:
"Parenting: where you end up being bossed around by tiny humans you created… talk about a 'hostage situation' 😅👶👪 #BulliedByOurOwnCreations"
My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.
Commentary:
Playing Where's Waldo: Relationship Edition! 🕵️♀️😂✨
I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.
Commentary:
"Spending all day cleaning the house is like sending a message to your roommates: 'This is a museum now, so please only touch the furniture with your mind.' 🧹✨ #CleanlinessIsNextToSolitude"
I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”
Commentary:
"Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂"
If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.
Commentary:
Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! 🤣 Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! 😉 #HelpfulByBeingUseless
Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
Commentary:
"Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"
Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.
Commentary:
"Are you bad wifi? Because I'm getting a strong signal.. of disinterest 😂📶 #NoConnection"
I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.
Commentary:
"Living in your own little world is not a problem when you're the beloved Mayor of that world! 🌍🤣"
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
Commentary:
"No need to apologize, tardiness just means you were savoring the sweet taste of freedom for a bit longer! 😜⏳ #FashionablyLate"