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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Funny household chore quotes bring a hilarious twist to those everyday tasks we all love to avoid 🧹😂 From battling piles of laundry to conquering the never-ending dish mountain 🍽️🙈, these witty sayings make chores feel a little less like work and a lot more like laughs. Ready to smile through the mess? Let’s turn cleaning into comedy with some clever and relatable humor! 🧼🎉

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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