Funny household chore quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

  Commentary:
  "When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

  Commentary:
  "Just wait till they see my top-tier technique for stacking Tupperware! 💁🍽️✨ #DishwasherDiva #OnlyFansExclusive"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic dance of domestic diplomacy! It's like a high-stakes game of kitchen roulette – will your mom notice your stealthy dish deposit, or will you emerge unscathed, a kitchen ninja in the night? Proceed with caution, dear dish-wielding daredevil, for the fate of the dishwashing equilibrium hangs in the balance!

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