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"Seems like we've all been reading the relationship handbook upside down 😂🤦♀️📚"
14856 Funny humor quotes
She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.
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Looks like someone put their cereal before their sense of order! 🥣🥛😂
“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”
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Forever rolling that pot roast up the kitchen hill! 🍽️😅🧼
Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.
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When your name sounds like a scientific term, but you've got a PhD in concentration 🤓📚🤣
Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.
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👀 When gas prices are high but the priorities remain… interesting 🚗💸
No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.
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Sounds like Mercury is practicing its breakdancing moves again! 🪐💃😅
Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.
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Guess I better start Googling 'how to be forever young' while I still remember how to use technology! 😅🕰️💻
Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.
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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗
Men don’t chew on toothpicks all day anymore.
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Well, I guess toothpicks finally got tired of being your daily chew toy! 🪵😂 #ToothpickRevolution
I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.
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Not sure if I'm deep in thought or just buffering… 🤔😅 #AwkwardSilence