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When Outlook finally finds my emails, I'll probably just find a week's worth of unread newsletters 📬🔍🤣
14830 Funny humor quotes
“I’m so fiercely anti-nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend, lest I look back on it too fondly.”
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Living in the moment so hard, I refuse to remember what I had for breakfast! 🕰️😂🥐
Whatever Jehovah witnessed, I’ve seen worse.
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I just hope they weren't around during my last karaoke night! 🎤😅👀
I miss the days when you could quit your job and have a new one three days later.
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Sounds like back then jobs were about as common as socks with missing pairs! 🧦🤦♂️✨
Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.
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"Working hard on my urgent tasks, like waiting for that raise… 😂💼⏳"
Thank God it’s more about the journey because I don’t have a particular destination in mind.
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Plot twist: My GPS is set to "Surprise Me" mode! 😂🗺️
Knowing a guy who knows a guy will genuinely take you further in life than a degree ever could.
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That's why networking is called making "connections" and not "degree-ing"! 😂🔌📚
I love when I give strangers a cigarette, and they act like I saved their life.
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"Passing out life jackets one cig at a time! 🚬🛟😄"
Block you? My life’s amazing, you’ve got to see this.
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Sounds like front-row tickets to the drama show of the year! 🍿🎭📱
I’m chronically online, but in a way that is beneficial both to humanity and myself.
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Saving the world one meme at a time 😂🌍💻