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Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Trending via Threads:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Just landed via YouTube:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Shared recently on X:

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

Seen just now on Twitch:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Just shared via YouTube:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Freshly posted on X:

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

Going viral on Twitch:

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

37 Funny individuality quotes

Funny individuality quotes 🤪 are the perfect blend of humor and self-expression, celebrating what makes you uniquely you! 🌟 Whether you’re the quirky one in the group or just love a good laugh, these quotes embrace your one-of-a-kind personality with a wink and a smile. 😄 Ready to dive into a world where being your true self is not only accepted but hilariously encouraged? Let’s giggle our way to authenticity! 🎉

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Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

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Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

5 days ago

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Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

1 week ago

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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53 shares on Discord this month:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

78 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

51 shares on Discord this month:

My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

54 shares on Threads this month:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Going viral on Discord:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Spotted on Instagram:

I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

Just landed via Messenger:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Just shared via Twitch:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Just landed via X:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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