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Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Live now on Instagram:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Just shared via Pinterest:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Trending via Discord:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Just shared via Twitch:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Spotted on Threads:

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Just shared via YouTube:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

22 shares on Instagram this month:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

14 shares on Facebook this month:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

100 shares on Threads this month:

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

44 shares on TikTok this month:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

48 shares on Discord this month:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

24 shares on X this month:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,525

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

Going viral on Discord:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Trending via Reddit:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Just shared via WeChat:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Going viral on Slack:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Just shared via X:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Spotted on Messenger:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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