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Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

These aliens are taking forever.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Reported on Threads:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Just shared via Telegram:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Breaking via Instagram:

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Spotted on Twitch:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Trending via X:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

Going viral on Instagram:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

Reported on WeChat:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

Making waves on Facebook:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Just shared via Messenger:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Seen just now on Slack:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Live now on Messenger:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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