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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Trending via Facebook:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Seen just now on Threads:

The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Breaking via Threads:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Funny Jedi quotes bring a galaxy of laughter to Star Wars fans everywhere 🌌😂 Whether you’re a Padawan or a seasoned Sith, these witty lines from the Force’s finest will light up your day like a lightsaber ⚔️✨ Get ready to chuckle, ponder, and maybe even unleash your inner Yoda with some epic humor that’s strong with the Force! 🛸🤣 #JediLaughs #StarWarsFun

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Share →: I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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Looks like I could use a GPS with the Force to navigate rush hour! 😂🚦✨
6 months ago
Share →: Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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"From spinning lightsabers to spinning deadlines! The force is strong with this one…but so are the monthly bills! 💫💼 #JediStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Commentary:
"Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"
6 months ago
Share →: When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Commentary:
"Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Just landed via Threads:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Just shared via Slack:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Just shared via YouTube:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Going viral on Twitch:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

Spotted on TikTok:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Live now on Snapchat:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Breaking via Facebook:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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