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Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

Going viral on WeChat:

My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Seen just now on Discord:

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

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97 shares on Discord this month:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

63 shares on Instagram this month:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

41 shares on Discord this month:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

91 shares on Twitch this month:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Trending via X:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

Breaking via Discord:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

Just landed via Facebook:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Spotted on Reddit:

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” Personally, I have never wanted to work.

Trending via Slack:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Going viral on Facebook:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

Live now on TikTok:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Breaking via YouTube:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

Making waves on Reddit:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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