Funny Jedi quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

  Commentary:
  "From spinning lightsabers to spinning deadlines! The force is strong with this one…but so are the monthly bills! 💫💼 #JediStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

  Commentary:
  "Using The Force for the real Jedi essentials! 💫🥜 Who needs to battle the Dark Side when you can conquer the shell of a pistachio effortlessly? Priorities, right? 😄 #JediSnackingSkills"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"

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