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Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Diabetes was the God of sugar.

Making waves on TikTok:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Trending via Twitch:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Seen just now on Threads:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Live now on Twitch:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My life is based on a true story.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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32 shares on X this month:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

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Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Trending via Telegram:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Going viral on Discord:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Shared recently on TikTok:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Making waves on Instagram:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Trending via Messenger:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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