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Someone from has copied:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Someone from has shared:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Just shared via TikTok:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

Trending via Twitch:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Live now on WhatsApp:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Just landed via YouTube:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Trending via Reddit:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Just landed via Slack:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Going viral on Reddit:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Trending via TikTok:

Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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Funny join quotes

Funny join quotes 😂✨ are the perfect way to break the ice and add a splash of humor when inviting friends or teammates to jump in! Whether it’s for a party, a project, or a casual hangout, these witty lines bring smiles and good vibes every time 🎉😄. Ready to turn a simple invite into a laugh-out-loud moment? Let’s dive into some hilarious join quotes that’ll have everyone saying yes with a grin! 🎈🔥

New funny join quotes 👇

1 month ago
Share →: Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Commentary:
"Absolutely! I've got a PhD in Friendology and a minor in Awkwardness! 😂🎓👥 #NewKidOnTheBlock"
2 months ago
Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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Commentary:
"Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Commentary:
"Apparently, the threat of losing access to Twitter is as serious as starting a family for some 🤣 Maybe they should just stick to tweeting and leave procreation out of it! 🐦🚫👶"