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Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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Just landed via X:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

Just shared via Telegram:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Spotted on Discord:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Spotted on YouTube:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Funny judging quotes

Funny judging quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious art of passing judgment 🤨😂 Whether it’s about sassy comebacks, witty observations, or playful roasts, these gems keep the mood light and entertaining 🎭✨ Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even judge a little yourself—because who said judging can’t be fun? 😜🔥

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42 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

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The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Breaking via TikTok:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Going bananas on Instagram:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Just landed via Threads:

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Making waves on Telegram:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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