55 Funny lazy quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate test of laziness – lying next to your charger, embracing the inevitable demise of your phone's battery 😂🔋 #LazyGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

  Commentary:
  Oh, I see what you did there! Embracing inactivity with style, huh? 😄 Why be labeled as lazy when you can proudly claim the title of an "inactivist" instead! Just remember, even the most dedicated inactivists need to get up occasionally to stretch those legs… and maybe grab a snack! 🛋️💤

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me a dedicated professional – waiting patiently for the inspiration bus to arrive 🚌💡 Or maybe I'll just take a nap and hope it shows up in my dream instead! 😴✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew laziness could be so fabulous? 😂 It's a tough choice between getting things done and embracing the awesomeness of laziness! 💁‍♂️💤 Keep slaying that lazy game, my friend!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic Monday morning motto! 😴💤 Who needs coffee when you can just hibernate like a bear for a few days? 🐻 Just make sure to set an alarm for 72 hours later! ⏰😂"

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