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You can reach me by butterfly.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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