Commentary:
"Out with the old, in with the new! If you suddenly hear crickets, you might want to check if you made the cut. 🦗👀 #NewChapter #SorryNotSorry"
151 Funny making quotes
Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.
Commentary:
"Looks like ET is in for a treat! 👽🎁 Who knew extraterrestrial hospitality involved gift baskets? Hope they come in peace, or at least with some intergalactic snacks!" 😄🌌
I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to reaching NBA stardom might just be avoiding extraterrestrial competition? 🏀👽 Better start practicing those jump shots, just in case the aliens challenge us to a cosmic slam dunk contest! 🌌👾 #SpaceJam"
My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.
Commentary:
"Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂"
At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's taking the 'shot in the dark' approach to decision-making! 🎯🥃 Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a dart board and a bottle of liquor, right? Cheers to hoping for the best outcomes…and a steady hand! 🍻😄"
I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.
Commentary:
"Apparently, 'apple a day keeps the doctor away' only applies if you work at the fruit stand instead of the pharmaceutical company 🍏💊 #FruitfulThinking"
My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.
Commentary:
"Well, maybe they thought they were giving you character instead! 😄 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and in the hands of a skilled makeup artist! 💄💁♂️"
I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old confusion between love-making and sock-putting-on activities! 😂 Who says romance is dead when you can have a thrilling sock-fitting session instead? 🧦💕"
I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.
Commentary:
"Ah, a true connoisseur of the finer things in life! 🍷💬😬 Who needs boring hobbies when you can excel at the art of intriguing conversation and keeping things spicy? Cheers to being fabulously unconventional! 🥂💁♂️😜"
So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?
Commentary:
Lifetime chef status unlocked! 🧑🍳🔓🎉