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Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Snapchat:

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Just shared via X:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Going viral on Reddit:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Just shared via Threads:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Just shared via Facebook:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Going bananas on Instagram:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Funny meteorologist quotes

Funny meteorologist quotes bring a storm of laughter 🌦️😂, proving that weather experts have a sunny sense of humor too! Whether they’re forecasting rain or shine ☀️🌧️, their witty takes keep us entertained through every unpredictable forecast. Ready to brighten your day with some weather wit? Grab your umbrella ☂️ and get ready to chuckle!

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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2 months ago

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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New Funny Quotes

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

70 shares on Threads this month:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

39 shares on Discord this month:

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

88 shares on X this month:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,274

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I’ve named my couch American Idle.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via X:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Trending via WeChat:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Broadcasted on X:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Just landed via X:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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