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Who knew the Twitter bird would lay golden eggs worth less than a vending machine snack? 🐦💰😆
440 Funny money quotes
In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.
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Finally, a financial plan I can stick to: invest heavily in catnip and cuddles! 🐱💰😸
I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)
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I'm trying to adult, but my inner baby keeps maxing out my snack budget! 🍩🍼💸
Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.
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All aboard the AI Express! We'd have trains so smart, they'd start offering career advice. 🚂🤖💰
I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.
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Uninstalling apps like they're bailout packages 🏃♂️💸📱
Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?
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Saving up for a penthouse suite in the afterlife, I see! 😈💸✈️
The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.
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Finding extra cash during the holidays is like finding a unicorn in my wallet 🦄💸
Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.
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Adulting level unlocked: Realizing the "There's food at home" prophecy was true all along! 🍞🏠😂
Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.
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When life gives you receipts, just remember you're writing your financial autobiography! 📚💸😂
The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.
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Your bank account is living its best life while mine is on a treadmill and still not going anywhere! 💸😅📉