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27 Funny morning routine quotes

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours."

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025