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When your hand can't decide between a dumbbell and a bag of chips 😅💪😋
374 Funny motivation quotes
Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.
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Guess I better start Googling 'how to be forever young' while I still remember how to use technology! 😅🕰️💻
Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.
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Getting strong enough to open that stubborn pickle jar 🥒💪😂
If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.
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Who knew doors needed manners? 🚪🙄🤷♂️
I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.
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Looks like my motivation missed the memo! 🤔🚫🤣
You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.
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Be the superhero we all need by stopping the Zoom apocalypse 👩💻⏳🚫
I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.
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Living life on the edge, one job application at a time! 😅💼 #ProfessionalExaggerator
“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.
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Looks like I'm on the "work at all" plan 😅🛋️💤
Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.
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Two days in a row? I'm basically a fitness influencer now! 😅💪 #GymLife
Are you climbing a mountain for the world to see you, or for you to see the world?
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Scaling those peaks for the glorious view, but mostly for the chance to catch a selfie with a mountain goat 🐐📸🏔️