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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

Shared recently on Instagram:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Live now on Slack:

“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Making waves on Telegram:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Making waves on Discord:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Making waves on Threads:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Making waves on Messenger:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

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