Funny Nasa quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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  Commentary:
  "NASA called—they want their star back! 🚀✨ #OutOfThisWorld"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

  Commentary:
  "Guys, let's get our facts straight before launching our fashion choices into orbit 🚀👨‍🚀 Can anyone hum the tune of 'Space Odyssey' or 'Rocket Man'? 🎶🌌 #FashionFail #LostInSpace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, Earthlings! 🌍 Can't join you for now. 😄 Calling NASA and practicing my best alien impression 👽. Gotta stay ready for that intergalactic connection! 🚀 #OuttaThisWorld"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's passion for space was out of this world, but their lunch radar was a bit off! 🚀🥪 Next time, remember: fueling your stomach is just as important as fueling rockets! Keep shooting for the stars, and maybe pack a snack for the journey. 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a celestial apology on a whole new level! 🛰️👽 Let's hope the aliens appreciate the punny gesture of the Apollo G – nothing like a space-themed mea culpa! Maybe they'll reply with an extraterrestrial emoji thumbs-up 👍 or a friendly wave 🖖. Who knew intergalactic diplomacy could be so pun-tastic?

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