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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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Live now on Slack:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Seen just now on Reddit:

If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

Breaking via Twitch:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Going viral on Facebook:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Seen just now on Slack:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Trending via Telegram:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Just landed via Instagram:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

94 shares on Discord this month:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

75 shares on Discord this month:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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I should’ve existed as a tree.

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Making waves on YouTube:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Live now on Slack:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Seen just now on TikTok:

There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Shared recently on Discord:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

Live now on Messenger:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

Trending via Facebook:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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