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6 months ago
Share →: Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Commentary:
🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Commentary:
"Imagine walking around with a 'mute' button, ready to boop anyone who's being too chatty! 🤫👆 Annoying coworker? Boop! Traffic jam? Boop! The possibilities are endless… 😂 #MuteButtonMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Commentary:
🤔💡 "So, in a world where we're constantly trying to capture memories, all we need is a belly button and a nose? Who knew our brains were equipped with a screenshot feature activated by contortionist maneuvers! 📸 Now, excuse me while I perfect my brain-selfie game!"
6 months ago
Share →: Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Commentary:
Looks like that nose is ready to hit the pavement and outrun the competition! 🏃‍♂️🏅 Who knew a runny nose could be so ambitious? Just make sure it doesn't try to enter any marathons! 🏃‍♀️😂
6 months ago
Share →: I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Commentary:
Looks like you've got the rare superpower of nasal superiority in a realm filled with mouth-breathers! 🌬️😂 Breathe in that sweet victory, my fellow nostril ninja! #NosePower
6 months ago
Share →: It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Commentary:
"It's a bizarre world we live in where noses run while feet emit fragrant aromas – a true case of life's sense of humor! 🤭👃🏃‍♂️🦶💨"
6 months ago
Share →: What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Commentary:
Ah, the joy of experiencing the unexpected sinus cleanse brought on by uncontrollable laughter! 🥂😂 Just imagine the stories you'd have to tell at parties after a comical beverage mishap like that. Who needs a boring, nose-drip-free life when you can have memorable moments like these instead? 😉👃
6 months ago
Share →: Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the annual reunion with pollen, the uninvited guest who always brings tissues 🌼🤧. 'Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again' – it's like a dreadful holiday tradition! 🤣 #AllergySeasonBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Commentary:
Ah, the epic battle of wills between a tiny tyrant and a well-meaning parent! 😂👶🤧 It's a scene straight out of a dramatic soap opera – "As The Snot Flows"! Who will emerge victorious – the fearless mucus-wielder or the resolute nose wiper? Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of "The Neverending Nose-Wipe"! 💪🏼👃🏼
6 months ago
Share →: Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Commentary:
👶🤓😂 "Babies: the notorious culprits behind the 'glasses thief' and 'nose biter' schemes! Who knew these tiny troublemakers were such notorious masterminds? Their reputation precedes them… and your glasses and nose pay the price!" 😉