24 Funny nose quotes

• I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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  deer, drinking, funny incident, humor, i, incident, nose, officer, red, shiny, shiny nose, situation, unexpected, unexpected situation, wildlife

• Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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  accessory, funny idea, getting, humor, i, idea, keys, lose, nose, nose ring, personal, personal style, practicality, quirky, quirky solution, ring, solution, style

• You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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  able, annoying, annoying coworker, booping, coworker, hours, humor, life, mute, nose, real, real life, should, silence, someone, workplace

• If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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  activity, belly, belly button, brain, button, humor, nose, push, quirky, same, screenshot, silly, time

• Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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  10k, fitness, humor, joke, just, me, nose, running, runny, signed

• I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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  breathing, humor, nose, observation, person, shopping, unique, Walmart

• It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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  feet, nose, paradox, running, smell

• What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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  bleak, bleak life, drink, experience, funny experience, humor, joy, laugh, laughter, life, mishap, never, nose, shoot

• Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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  1 month ago

  again, allergy, friend, hello, humor, nose, old, pollen, running, sneeze, spring

• Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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  child, frustration, fury, getting, hell, humor, nose, parenting, toddler, wipe

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