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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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