Funny Ozempic quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, your bank account has been slimming down like it's on a weight loss medication! 💸💊 Looks like it's in for a bit of a financial detox! 😂 #BankAccountGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

  Commentary:
  🌟 Ah, the eternal struggle of wanting the benefits of Ozempic but not quite ready to commit to the whole strict diet and exercise routine. 🍔🏋️‍♂️ Maybe there's a mysterious third option involving magical chocolate that burns calories while you eat it? 🍫✨ Or perhaps a gym where the weights lift themselves? 💪😅 Oh, the search for that elusive shortcut continues! 🕵️‍♂️

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