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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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I’m the ick in fantastic.

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There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

Spotted on Instagram:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Just shared via X:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Just landed via Slack:

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Going viral on Threads:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Reported on YouTube:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Just shared via Messenger:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Making waves on Pinterest:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Trending via LinkedIn:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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