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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Share →: Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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🤣👩‍💼 "Deciding to quit your job to pursue the thrilling career of not having a job? Ah, the dream! Who needs deadlines and meetings when you can have pajamas and daytime TV marathons instead? Living life on the wild side, I see! 💼🚫🛋️ #LivingTheDream"
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Share →: I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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"Who needs love when you can have memes? 🤣❤️ Let's find you someone who will appreciate your quality meme browsing skills as much as you do! 😂👀"

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

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Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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