1112 Funny people quotes

• If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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  3 weeks ago

  airport, craziness, fly, humor, insanity, joke, own, people

• People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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  3 weeks ago

  abs, chocolate, cravings, dieting, difference, fitness, humor, i, need, people, priorities, understand, want

• I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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  3 weeks ago

  appreciation, confusion, gratitude, humor, i, know, money, people, thank, understand

• I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, end, humor, lol, people, sarcasm, sensitive, texts, tired

• Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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  3 weeks ago

  alien, among, funny observation, humor, i, interaction, live, living, living among, me, observation, people, social, social interaction, undetected

• I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

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  3 weeks ago

  everyone, good, humor, i, know, me, opinion, people, personality, self-confidence, taste

• People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, analysis, celebrity, claim, data, day, death, die, expectation, humor, irony, love, people, unexpected

• All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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  3 weeks ago

  annoying, annoying person, applicants, filled, humor, life, need, people, person, positions, thank, thank you

• People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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  3 weeks ago

  day, every, every day, humor, i, impossible, lifestyle, nothing, people, procrastination

• I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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  3 weeks ago

  dream, dreams, getting, hate, i, interaction, paid, people, time, time off, work

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