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Ready to crack the case of the midnight munchies with my trusty sidekick, Scooby-Doo! 🐾🔦🔍
235 Funny pet quotes
My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!
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When your cat is so extra, even his sneezes have a plot twist! 😹😜💨
“Babe” is an insane name; please refer to me as Supreme Leader.
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Sure thing, Supreme Leader, just don't send me to the dungeons for forgetting!
If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.
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Be honest, you’d have me microchipped and spoiled with treats in no time 😸🛋️
Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.
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Sounds like it's time to train my dog to be a private detective! 🕵️♂️🐶📱
I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.
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Those pups are probably living their best life now, recounting handbags like they're war stories! 👜🐕🤣
I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.
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Sounds like you've got a boyfriend with a built-in mute button 😂🤐 #QuietGoals
With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.
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Survival of the fittest… or just the fluffiest! 🐾😅
Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.
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It's amazing how a goofy voice and a furball can turn anyone into Dr. Doolittle on happy pills! 🐶😄🐱
Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.
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I think my Tamagotchi would need therapy after spending too much time with me now 😂📵🐣