Commentary:
"Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! 🎶🐾😂"
242 Funny pet quotes
If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.
Commentary:
"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"
Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.
Commentary:
"At least he won't need a hearing aid yet! 🐶💤👴🤣"
“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.
Commentary:
"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities"
Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.
Commentary:
"🤣 My cat is clearly auditioning to be my couch's new cover designer! 🐱🛋️✨"
Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.
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Commentary:
"Honestly, I'll fetch the remote if it means getting some 'Who's a good girl?' vibes. 🐶😂💕"
I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?
Commentary:
"Plot twist: Fido's secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ 'Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!'"
I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.
Commentary:
"Looks like it's not just Bieber who's sweeping the nation now! 🧹😂 #DustbinBieber #CleaningChartsTopper"
Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
Commentary:
😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"