Commentary:
"Fashion tip of the day: Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤🤣"
242 Funny pet quotes
People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.
Commentary:
"Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"
Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.
Commentary:
😂🐾 "When I stand, my dog thinks I'm a superhero on the move! Only problem is, the biggest 'mission' I embark on is finding the TV remote. 🦸♂️📺"
My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.
Commentary:
"Who's the real pet here? 🐶🤔 Clearly, I'm just here for belly rubs and kibble payments! 😂🐾"
I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling"
I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.
Commentary:
"Me leaving the zoo like: 🐧🚗 'He followed me home, I swear!' 😂"
Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, I'm just the live-in butler for two tiny fur dictators! 🐾🏡😺"
If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.
Commentary:
"Waiting for my cat to text back is like waiting for a response from a magic 8-ball—I keep asking, but it feels like they just shook me off! 😹📱✨"
Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.
Commentary:
"Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"
Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.
Commentary:
"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"