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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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Going viral on YouTube:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Broadcasted on Discord:

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

Trending via Twitch:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Breaking via Twitch:

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Live now on Reddit:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Live now on Telegram:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

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Funny Pinterest quotes are the perfect dose of laughter you didn’t know you needed 😂✨ Whether you’re scrolling for a quick mood boost or some witty words to share, these gems bring smiles, snorts, and all the good vibes 💬🎉 Get ready to brighten your feed and add a sprinkle of humor to your day with the funniest, quirkiest quotes around! 😄📌

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3 months ago
Share →: If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Commentary:
Guess I need to start pinning my way to unstoppable fashion too! 😂👗📌✨
3 months ago
Share →: Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Commentary:
"Using Pinterest is like stepping into a drama-free paradise filled with endless inspiration, where the only argument you might have is which dream vacation destination looks the most inviting 🌴💭✨ #PinterestPerfection"
3 months ago
Share →: Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Commentary:
Oh, Pinterest algorithm, you generous soul! 🍊🧡 Like a dad on a mission to make you into a human orange, one pin at a time! 🤣👨‍👧 Who needs variety when you can have a fridge full of oranges, am I right? 🍊🤷‍♂️ Keep those virtual citrus wonders coming, dear algorithm! 🧡👏 #OrangeOverload #PinterestDadGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Commentary:
🍴📺 When the kitchen gets so dramatic, it turns into a binge-worthy show on Netflix! Who knew that following a Pinterest recipe could be a multi-episode saga? Let's hope the ending isn't a cliffhanger like waiting for that cake to finally finish baking! 🤣🍽️ #CookingDrama #NetflixLimitedSeries

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via LinkedIn:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Just landed via Reddit:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Live now on WeChat:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Breaking via Telegram:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Just shared via Telegram:

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Shared recently on Threads:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Spotted on Twitch:

I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Reported on WeChat:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Shared recently on Discord:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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