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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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Freshly posted on Threads:

The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Trending via WeChat:

Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Spotted on Slack:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Seen just now on X:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

72 shares on Slack this month:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

69 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on X:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Shared recently on X:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Just shared via Reddit:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

Trending via X:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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