Funny pub quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

  Commentary:
  🍻 "I considered quitting drinking tonight, but then I thought about the poor pub owner's family relying on my contributions. Hey, who am I to deprive them of their livelihood? Cheers to generosity with a side of guilt!" 🤣 #DrinkResponsibly #SupportLocalBusiness

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

  Commentary:
  How about, "May the drinks be with you at Bar Bar Binks, where you can sip on drinks from a galaxy far, far away! 🍻🌌 #StarWarsCantina"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the web developer is keen on expanding their search query optimization skills everywhere they go! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Meanwhile, the SEO expert is probably already eyeing up the bar's meta tags and keyword density for a potential improvement project. 🍻💻 Cheers to a night of optimizing and imbibing in equal measure! 🍹💻🚀

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

  Commentary:
  "Drinking at home: where the only bartender judging you is your cat 🐱💸 #fiftybuckslighter"

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