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Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! 😜💃
208 Funny put quotes
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.
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Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: ✅ Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! 😇🙏📖
My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.
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Oh, I must have missed the chapter where emojis save souls! 😂✝️📱#ModernMiracles
The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.
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I hope your grin is permanent 😂🖊️
Grok, put light in her eyes.
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When your phone is at 1% and you find a charger just in time ⚡️😅🔋
Why would I put money where my mouth is when wine exists?
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Wine: the only currency my mouth accepts 🍷💸😄
Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.
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Pajama productivity level: Expert unlocked! 🛁🛋️😄
Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.
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The ultimate transformation ritual starts at the waistband! 🕺😂🩳🛌
Many of you need to put “lighten up” on your resolutions list.
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New Year’s resolution: Add helium to your to-do list! 🎈😄