Commentary:
Guess they're finally learning how to make themselves Priority No. 1 on their own list of Most Annoying People! 😆🛋️💆♂️
208 Funny put quotes
It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.
Commentary:
Who knew the ultimate bedtime boss battle would be a tiny human in pajamas? 😂🛌🎉
I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
Commentary:
Looks like the scale's grounded until it learns some manners! 🚫⚖️😆
If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
Commentary:
Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! 💪👀😂
AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.
Commentary:
😂😆 "Guess that's one upgrade AI programmers aren't rushing to install! #UnmatchedHumanTalent"
One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.
Commentary:
Time to channel my inner British aristocrat 🫖👑 Fancy a cuppa while I flaunt my kettle-on skills? ☕😄
People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.
Commentary:
When your neighbor's tree accidentally becomes the neighborhood's holiday beacon 🎄🌟😂
When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’
Commentary:
Asking the deep questions! Next on my list: "Have you tried asking the universe?" 🤔🔍✨
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
Commentary:
Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌
Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.
Commentary:
When I said I wanted "bigger portions" for the holidays, I didn't mean the screen size! 🍗📺🤣