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With coffee and books, I'm ready to battle the chaos—or at least hide from it!
110 Funny read quotes
Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.
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I'd trade my social skills for more bookshelf space any day! 📚😂✌️
It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.
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When it's so cold, even my phone's ads are doing their community service—warming my hands and soul! 🔥📱😂
You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”
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Sent more scripts this month than I've bought coffee—and that's saying something! ☕️📄✍️😅
People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.
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When you drop a knowledge bomb, and everyone looks at you like you're wearing a tinfoil hat 🤓🛸#JustResearchThings
You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.
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Surviving Dostoevsky should count as cardio! 📚💪😂
Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.
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Trying to keep my grandma from discovering my "fictional" autobiography! 📚🕵️♀️👀
I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.
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This comment section has as much joy as a robot trying to tell dad jokes 🤖😄
It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.
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This is why my bookshelf doubles as a witness protection program 📚😂🔍
I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.
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Balancing my hobbies like a pro: today I watched a movie about a book that was about nothing 📚🎬😅