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When your favorite novel is the 10-page pitch deck! 📊📚😅
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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.
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Elon strikes again with his legendary wisdom! 🧐😂 #DeepThoughts
The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.
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Looks like my sleep schedule is booked solid! 📚😴😂
Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.
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Looks like we're about to uncover some ancient secrets from the school of hard knocks! 🥚📜😆
I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.
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Why is Netflix acting like an impatient waiter trying to take my plate while I'm still finishing the bread? 🍿😅📚
Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”
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The struggle is real 😂🚀 Twitter, can we please get an "Oops, I wasn't done yet" button? 🙏💨
Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.
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Just when you thought 2023 couldn't get crazier, 2024's terms and conditions are still downloading… 🤔📜⏳
Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.
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Just here for the daily rage workout! 💪😡🤪
I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.
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So you're at the age where knowing tomorrow's weather is more exciting than tomorrow's party forecast? 🌦️📰😂
I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.
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I too crave the simple life: sunsets, coffee, and riding my dragon to the past for discounted lattes 🐉☕️📚✨