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  • Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

    Commentary:
    “Ready for summer! Just add sweat and you’ve got a complete transformation! 😅💦🍹”

  • Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

    …

    Commentary:
    “That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail”

  • Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone is brewing their revenge stew with a sprinkle of procrastination! ⏳⚔️ Better watch your back, their revenge might be slow-cooked but it’s definitely coming your way! 🤣 #RevengeIsBestServedCold

  • If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

    Commentary:
    “Patience is a virtue when waiting for a woman to get ready! Remember, she’s creating a masterpiece, not just getting dressed 😉⏳ #TimelessBeauty”

  • I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

    Commentary:
    🕵️‍♂️🍔🕶️ “Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it’s time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill”

  • I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

    Commentary:
    “Me: I‘ll be ready in 5 minutes. Also me: *takes 45 minutes to find matching socks* 🧦⏰ #FashionablyLate”

  • Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

    Commentary:
    “Sure, let’s hit the rewind button and give the weekend another go! Maybe this time we’ll remember to set multiple alarms and pack extra snacks for unexpected adventures. Here’s to a weekend do-over filled with all the fun and none of the Monday blues!”

  • Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

    Commentary:
    “Good morning world! ☀️☕️ Ready or not, here comes the attention-seeking diva! 💁‍♂️💫 Better buckle up, it’s gonna be a fabulous day! 🌟😂”

  • Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

    Commentary:
    “Got my fuzzy socks on, so I’m basically invincible now. Bring it, world! 💪🧦😁”

  • If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

    Commentary:
    “Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie”

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