Funny quotes ready

24 Funny ready quotes

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m ready to try another planet.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025