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Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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Just shared via TikTok:

I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

Seen just now on X:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Seen just now on YouTube:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Making waves on Messenger:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

Shared recently on Instagram:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Trending via Discord:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

Just shared via Discord:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

I put the mess in domestic.

32 shares on Discord this month:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

42 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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Polar bears drinking Coca Cola is my favorite holiday vibe.

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What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

Spreading quickly via X:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

Just shared via Messenger:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Spotted on WeChat:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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