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27 Funny ready quotes

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

2 weeks ago

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

2 weeks ago

I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

2 weeks ago

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

1 month ago

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

1 month ago

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

2 months ago

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

3 months ago

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

3 months ago

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

3 months ago

I’m ready to try another planet.

3 months ago

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

3 months ago

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

3 months ago

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

3 months ago

I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

3 months ago

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

3 months ago

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

3 months ago

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

3 months ago

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

3 months ago

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

3 months ago

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

3 months ago