I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work. Posted on9 hours ago
It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. Posted on16 hours ago
Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. Posted on21 hours ago
Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!” Posted on1 day ago
I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes. Posted on2 days ago
If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee. Posted on3 days ago
I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation. Posted on4 days ago