Funny refrigerator quotes

• I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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  2 months ago

  door, expectation, hold, humor, i, just, lady, me, open, refrigerator, relationship, romance, someone, treat, want

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  108 shares on WhatsApp this month.

• I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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  2 months ago

  affection, back, cute, distance, food, humor, i, love, playful, refrigerator, relationship

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  Someone from 🇬🇾 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  56 shares on Twitch this month.

• You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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  2 months ago

  car, creativity, expression, fun, humor, magnets, put, refrigerator, rules

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  Someone from 🇸🇰 has recently copied this quote.

  54 shares on Threads this month.

• I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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  2 months ago

  curve, dieting, distance, fitness, flatten, flatten curve, food, humor, i, need, pandemic, refrigerator, social, social distance

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  Someone from 🇨🇿 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  24 shares on Instagram this month.

• Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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  5 months ago

  anything, checking, comparison, disappointment, expectation, good, humor, magic, media, refrigerator, social, social media, staring, Twitter, waiting

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  36 shares on Instagram this month.

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