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Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Going viral on WeChat:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Making waves on Twitch:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Trending via Pinterest:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

Just landed via Discord:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Making waves on X:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Just shared via YouTube:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

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44 shares on TikTok this month:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

25 shares on Telegram this month:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

43 shares on WeChat this month:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Doc, if I can vibecode anything and everyone else can vibecode anything, then what’s my competitive advantage?

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

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The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via YouTube:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Making waves on Telegram:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Making waves on TikTok:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Just landed via TikTok:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Trending via X:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Just shared via Pinterest:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Just landed via Twitch:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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