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Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Damn, I just realized that the future idealized version of myself can’t exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

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Jan 5, 2026

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Breaking via Slack:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Spotted on TikTok:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Just landed via Instagram:

Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

Seen just now on X:

Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

Breaking via Facebook:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Trending via Instagram:

I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.

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56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

24 shares on Messenger this month:

You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

30 shares on Slack this month:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

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Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

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15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Today feels like a good day for a cheeseburger.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Going bananas on Threads:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Just shared via Telegram:

Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Spotted on Twitch:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Spotted on Telegram:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Trending via WhatsApp:

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Broadcasted on Threads:

25 is the new 0 years old.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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