Commentary:
"Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was. 🤔🍴 'Is this a restaurant or a customer service training center?' 😂👩🍳 #ServiceSoGoodItWasActuallyConfusing"
55 Funny restaurant quotes
Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.
Commentary:
"Seriously, Subway? Asking for a tip when I basically just played sandwich architect with you? 🤔🥪 Maybe I should start charging them for my stellar sandwich-making skills! 💸😂"
The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
Commentary:
"Ah, the simple joys of life summed up perfectly! 🍹🍹 Who needs profound existential questions when you can have two cocktails and a good meal?! 🍴😄 #LivingTheDream"
It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.
Commentary:
🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵
Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤
All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.
Commentary:
"Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"
Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.
Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive Oligarchy sauce—the perfect pairing for your breadstick-dipping adventures at Olive Garden! 🍞🥫 Just be careful, too much Oligarchy might lead to an unexpected hierarchy of breadstick hoarders at your table! 😂 #BreadstickMonarchy"
You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'jacket over the chair' move – the unofficial badge of honor for all us working-class heroes! 🧥💁♂️ Who needs coat hooks when you've got style and practicality all rolled into one, am I right? 😄 #WorkingClassChic"
My self-care routine is mostly just going to Mexican restaurants.
Commentary:
"Who needs a spa day when you can have all the guacamole and margaritas your heart desires at a Mexican restaurant? 💃🌮🍹 It's a fiesta for the soul! #TacoTuesdayEveryday"
Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.
Commentary:
"Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle"
When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.
Commentary:
"Talk about eating your words! This critic must have taken 'food for thought' to a whole new level with their nom nom nom de plume. 🍔📝 #PunnyPenName"