55 funny restaurant quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

Apr 1, 2026

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Mar 31, 2026

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Mar 31, 2026

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Mar 31, 2026

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Mar 30, 2026

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Mar 30, 2026

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Mar 30, 2026

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Mar 30, 2026

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Mar 30, 2026

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Mar 29, 2026

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Mar 29, 2026

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Mar 28, 2026

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Mar 28, 2026

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

Mar 28, 2026