Commentary:
I hear ya! Nothing like a classy night of candlelit "therapy" and grape juice 🍷🕯️😄
57 Funny restaurant quotes
Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.
Commentary:
Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅
French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.
Commentary:
Soup-du-jour: the menu item with commitment issues 🍲🔄😄
Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?
Commentary:
When the font is so fancy you're wondering if it's a starter, main course, or dessert! 🍽️🤔🖋️
It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.
Commentary:
Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
Commentary:
Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.
Commentary:
When your pronunciation is as confused as your choice of fork 🍴😅
No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.
Commentary:
"When a waitress believes in you so much, she gives you wings and a wet nap backup plan! 🙌🍗🤣"
I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.
Commentary:
"Living la vida taco! 🌮😂 #ExpandingHorizonsAndWaistlines"
They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm on their do-not-en-banh mi list! 🍞🚫😂 #PhoRealTho"