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Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,289

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Shared recently on Telegram:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Spotted on Instagram:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Trending via Discord:

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

Spotted on Reddit:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

Shared recently on TikTok:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Seen just now on WeChat:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Just landed via Telegram:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Just shared via X:

Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

Just shared via Reddit:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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49 shares on Slack this month:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

72 shares on Threads this month:

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

46 shares on Instagram this month:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,529

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Making waves on Instagram:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

Spotted on Messenger:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Just shared via Pinterest:

God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

Just shared via Telegram:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Trending via Telegram:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Trending via WeChat:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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