Funny ruining quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you won the gold medal at the Chaos Olympics! 🏆😂🎉

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

  Commentary:
  "When you're the CEO of your own drama club! 🎭🙈 #SelfSabotageStrikesAgain"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

  Commentary:
  "Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

  Commentary:
  "Does anyone else feel personally victimized by Monday's relentless return? 🙄 Let's petition to replace it with a second Sunday, who's with me? 🙌 #MondaySlander"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, folks: Sometimes being single is a blessing in disguise! 😂🙌 Your ex may be off wrecking havoc elsewhere, but hey, at least you're out of the danger zone! Stay strong and unbothered, my friends! 💪😎 #DodgedABullet"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

  Commentary:
  "Well, I guess being self-aware is both a blessing and a curse 🤷‍♂️ It's like having a front row seat to the chaos of your own mind 🎭 Can't decide if it's a superpower or a total headache! 😂 #SelfAwarenessProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

  Commentary:
  "An emotional rollercoaster of heartbreak and hunger! 😂🍔💔 Who needs love when you've got a discontinued fast food favorite to mourn?! #FoodIsLove"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that excelling at work could come with a side of chaos and zero chill? 🤷‍♂️ Looks like this accidental importance is turning into a not-so-fun rollercoaster ride! 🎢 Hang in there, you're not alone in the 'important-but-also-stressed' club! 😅 #OfficeDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle of a Disney enthusiast during the Olympics! 🐭🥇 "Sorry honey, can't help but associate Paris with delightful animated rodents" 🧀😂 Let's hope your fiancée takes it with a pinch of salt and doesn't lose their love for both the Olympics and Ratatouille! 🏋️‍♂️🇫🇷

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true expert in the art of self-destruction! 🎭 Who needs GPS when you've got your own special way of finding the rocky road? 🛣️ Just remember to wear a hard hat on your journey to chaos! 🚧🤦‍♂️"

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