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Funny secrecy quotes

  • You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the universal code of secrecy: speaketh not, whispereth never, revealith nothing! It’s like trying to keep a secret in a house full of gossipy ghosts – good luck with that!”

  • Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

    Commentary:
    “Remember, the first rule of Fight Club is that everybody is fighting a battle you don’t know about! So next time someone cuts you off in traffic or steals the last slice of pizza, just give them a knowing wink 😉🥊 #BattleOfTheEveryday”

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