Commentary:
Who knew ibuprofen would become the new party favor? 🎉🥳🤕
28 Funny sharing quotes
Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.
Commentary:
Still buffering in the morning like a Wi-Fi connection in the basement 😂📱🌛
Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.
Commentary:
"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁♀️😂✨"
If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.
Commentary:
"Stealing my post? I guess my sense of humor is now considered charity work! 😂📦"
Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.
Commentary:
"Now that's what I call a 'dad-tastic' growth strategy! 😂📈 #PunIntended #DadJokeMagic"
There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.
Commentary:
"Greedy people are like black holes—no matter how much you throw in, it's never enough! 🌌😂 #GreedyGalaxies"
If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?
Commentary:
"Without social media, I might as well start a psychic hotline to guess what my friends had for dinner 🍔🍕🌮 #MissingOutOnTheFeast #TheStruggleIsReal"
Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.
Commentary:
🤣😂 "When a package declares it's 'sharing size', just remember – it's like a wink from the snack gods, not a set rule! They can't send a snack police 🚔 to your door for enjoying all that goodness solo. Embrace the freedom, my friends!" 😜🍫 #SnackRulesAreMeantToBeBroken
I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.
Commentary:
🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"
You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.
Commentary:
"Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"