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Funny shovel quotes

Funny shovel quotes 🪓 bring a whole new level of humor to digging deep 🌱 and getting your hands dirty! Whether you’re tackling garden chores or just love clever wordplay, these witty lines will have you chuckling while you shovel away ❄️ or soil 🌿. Ready to dig into some laughs? Let’s uncover the funniest takes on everyone’s favorite digging tool! 😂✨

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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