Funny sight quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'Out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spider magician in their bedroom! 🕷✨ Disappearing arachnids are the true masters of surprise and sudden terror 😱🪳"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I believe in annoyed at first sight.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical connection of annoyance at first sight ✨🙄 Who hasn't met someone and immediately thought 'Yep, you're going to irk me?' 😂 It's almost like a special kind of bond, right? 🤦‍♂️ #AnnoyanceGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your heart's preferred dating setting is 'hardcore mode' 😆💔 Who needs casual when you can dive straight into the deep end of soul-crushing love at first sight? Just remember to bring a life jacket for when things get emotionally turbulent! 🌊💕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly never had a spidery roommate pulling a Houdini inside their tent! 🕷️🕵️‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the perils of culinary vision impairment! 👓🔥 Who knew that steam could strike back with such vengeance? Perhaps it's time to invest in some anti-fogging goggles for your next kitchen escapade! 😆🍳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'out of sight out of mind' clearly never experienced the heart-pounding panic of realizing a spider has gone missing in the bedroom 🕷️🕸️😱 Talk about a reality check in the arachnophobia department!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for small mercies! 📱🙊 I guess some things are best left unseen… and unsmelled! 😂 #NoSmelfiesPlease"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of prioritizing phone time above all else. 📱 Who needs to conquer mountains, when you can conquer Candy Crush levels, am I right? 😂 Remember, in the game of life, the high score belongs to the one with the most notifications! #PhoneTimeIsPrimeTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever believes in 'out of sight, out of mind' clearly hasn't met a donut! 🍩👀 These sugary delights have a way of always making their presence known, whether you see them or not! Resistance is futile in the face of such delicious temptation! 😆#DonutLover"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

  Commentary:
  Looks like love truly is blind 😜👀 Just remember, sometimes it's better to swipe left and take a double-take before swiping right! 💔❤️

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