459 Funny social media quotes

Funny social media quotes bring a touch of humor to our digital lives! 📱😂 From hilarious posts to witty observations about online behavior, these quotes capture the amusing side of social networking. Enjoy a laugh as you scroll through your feeds and interact with the online world! 😄💬

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Commentary:
Whoops, looks like someone got caught in a sticky situation! 🍇😅 Next time, remember to put your Jelly Removal Tool on silent mode before engaging with social media. Just a sticky reminder to stay vigilant against tech mishaps! 💬📱 #JellyDrama

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Commentary:
Oh, the never-ending saga of typos and autocorrect fails on social media! 🙈🔤 It's like a spelling bee nightmare come to life. Maybe we should start awarding virtual trophies for the most creative misspellings! 🏆😂 Remember, grammar police – proceed with caution on the wild, wacky world of Facebook! 🚨📲 #SpellingBeeFails #TypoTerrors

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you can just tag them yourself? 🎯💥 Let's make unfriending even more satisfying! 😂 #TaggingEnemies"

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁‍♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Commentary:
"Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you. 📱💁‍♂️ Back in my day, we had to manually type in HTML codes for our MySpace layouts! 😂 #ThrowbackThursday"

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "I will be posting telepathically… So if you suddenly feel a surge of humor, congratulations, you've just been mind-memed by moi! Think of it as a mental high-five with a comedic twist ✨🤪 #MindMemeMaven"

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Commentary:
Looks like he couldn't handle your "tweet" revenge! 🐦💥 Blocking him was a real "mute" point, don't you think? 🤭 Can't handle the heat, better log off the kitchen! 🔥😉