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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be β€œadults” with β€œresponsibilities”.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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