Funny stepping quotes

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  24 hours ago

  Share →: My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

  Commentary:
  "Stepping down with grace and heading to the kids' table 🍰👶 #RetiredAdult"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

  Commentary:
  "Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

  Commentary:
  🎤 "I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television." 📺

  Well, they do say laughter is the best medicine, but hey, who needs healthcare when you can just get a TV instead? 😄 Looks like this comedian is setting their sights on a bigger screen – talk show host in the making, perhaps? 🌟 Never underestimate the power of a good punchline and a remote

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the beloved Lego bricks – a magical combination of pain and grace! 💃🩹 Who knew a simple misstep could lead to such elegant dance moves? 😂👣 #LegoBallet"

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