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Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Windmill? Big fan.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Going bananas on Threads:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Making waves on Instagram:

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

Just landed via Telegram:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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42 shares on WeChat this month:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

89 shares on X this month:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

10 shares on Threads this month:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Oh good. Another day.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

18 shares on YouTube this month:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

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Hot Jokes 💥

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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I probably think this song is about me.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I’m just going to be hotter. It’s easier than being nicer.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Going viral on Twitch:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sometimes my body needs to be punished by Taco Bell.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Making waves on YouTube:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Making waves on WeChat:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Live now on Snapchat:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Spotted on X:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Trending via Facebook:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Shared recently on Threads:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

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