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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

Breaking via Threads:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Trending via Telegram:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Just shared via Reddit:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Live now on YouTube:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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Share →: People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Commentary:
"Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"
6 months ago
Share →: So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Commentary:
🕵️‍♂️🔍 Ah, the classic "Creepy Steve" scenario in every true crime podcast! It's like a game of Clue where the suspect's name is practically screaming "Guilty!" from the get-go. But hey, at least we can always rely on the community to have a unanimously agreed-upon nickname for the potential suspect, right? "Creepy Steve" strikes again! 🔎🚨

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Breaking via Twitch:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Making waves on Facebook:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Just landed via TikTok:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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