Funny swipe quotes

• Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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  3 weeks ago

  boredom, boring, dating, dude, ghosting, humor, left, media, personality, social, social media, swipe, swipe left

• In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

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  2 months ago

  airplane, airplane safety, card, credit, credit card, emergency, event, head, humor, inflate, jacket, joke, landing, life, life jacket, over, place, safety, swipe, water, water landing

• An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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  2 months ago

  activity, app, building, date, fun, fun activity, left, match, negotiation, no talking, partner, restaurants, right, swipe, talking, where

• I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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  2 months ago

  account, attitude, bank, bank account, card, carefree, carefree attitude, check, even, financial, financial struggle, god’s will, gods, humor, i, just, money, spending, struggle, swipe, swipe card

• Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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  6 months ago

  bite, dating, humor, insect, joke, match, me, mosquito, right, seems, swipe

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